Nation
of XI's Natural
Wonder Girls Dance
Workout!
Flashing
Her Juicy Tongue In Cheek Smile As Faces Pop, Jaws Drop, and Holy
Muffins Melt!
You have the
guts to take the House
of XI
Limousine
out for a party spin to Le
Matmos, where your best friends are Kim, Lisa,
Katinka, Ashlee, and Jennifer Love Hewitt! Driving
Like The Ghost of Christmas Future, ramming one foot to the floor,
as gears
scream, grinding dirt! Still
holding back fear like a Mouth
Full of Spit! Deep inside the belly of your mind! A whisper?
Swallow!
No!
Oh Wait! Vomit! Again! Choking on
envy and gagging on the past like road kill meat jerky!
Well, just Pucker Up Tight and
Kiss Your Round Rubber Butt!
jamming, and dancing to, Nine Inch Nails in the House of XI Matmos for
ever and ever!
Just
like the Natural
Wonder Girls Dance Work Out! #1
- Enjoy! Plus Awesome
Photo Gallery!
Head
Banging! Neck Wrenching! Heart Pumping!
Deep Hard Key Board Rhythms Tied To Hot Jamming Guitar Strings!
Pounding Out Beats And Sounds That Gets Your Muscles Flexing For A
Totally Fit
Free Style Dancercise Fat Burning Activity! Now Breath! And In!
And Out! One More Time...
Jesus
Christ! My God! Free form, apart from routine moving, is whole
body fitness from lips to toes! Whipping about and
giving internal organs, kidneys, stomach, intestines, ribs,
breasts, bones, and skin, much stimulation. Grabbing
oxygenated air and sucking it through small tiny capillaries, No
bull shit! Balancing over all energy and
posture! Make fists, stretching both arms, Wiggling Fingers, Swatting
and Punching into the sky!
Bouncing thighs loosely, kicking and swinging legs, bending and
raising
knees higher, rotating ankles and tapping your feet a bit.
You
should be a "Natural Wonder Girls" Aerobic
Dancer!
Natural
Wonder Girls Dance Workout!
The
"Natural Wonder Girls Dance Workout!" show is
now
casting for the new team of dancers for thirteen episodes
and
as permanent additions to the ITN / XITV
new program line up!
Approved
by: Aerobics and Fitness Association of
America